You are a model of sincerity, purity, tolerance and honour. You want to do everything right. You've got a fine feeling for aesthetics and a flair for authenticity. We seek your common sense advice and enjoy your convivial company. You delight in country living. Rustic sensuality and off-colour jokes tickle you silly. Gourmet food is no stranger to your lips either. Face it, Piglet, you're a bona fide bon vivant.

However, you are far too accommodating. People take advantage of your yielding nature. Then, when you've exhausted yourself by giving too much away, you fly into fits, tantrums, blind rages. We all run for cover when you're angry, reappearing only when you are re-ensconced in your favourite velvet armchair, your attention riveted on an expensive art book, smacking your lips characteristically while downing a stunning box of imported chocolates. Phew!

You Pig people often become rich. You attract money. You can't help it. You're mad about opulence. Silks, hand-crafted silvers and 18 carat gold candelabra befit your sumptuous tastes. Peace of mind sets in once you have learned to say NO loud and clear. Then, usually post middle-age, your surges of rage will abate and life will become a real wallow. Try, in the interest of healthy self-defence, to exercise your right to refuse to serve others. Just say NO.

In romantic matters, you get on very well with hot-blooded Dragons, dependent Goats and classy, countrified Cat/Rabbits. Whatever you do, don't be led on by a person born in...."