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Suzanne White

Author • Adventuress • Astrologer

Life on the Run

A Spider in My Bed

by Suzanne White - on Thursday, December 21, 2017
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Barbara Campbell wrote to say her hair was also straight and lank and blond like mine is now. But she added, "I have pretty eyelashes". This remark reminded me of an incident that happened in 1965. So I wrote back to Barbara:

"Lucky you. I have crappy eyelashes. When I was young and a model in Paris, I wore false eyelashes a lot. One night after a particularly athletic lovemaking session, one eyelash went missing. I'm fishing around in the covers to find the damn thing when all of a sudden, my husband leaps out of bed, howling "Get that thing off. Please get it off." I looked up and started laughing. "Help!' Suzanne! "Get that thing off my face. Grab it. Now!" I picked the false eyelash off his cheek, laid it on my palm, showed it to him and said, "It was only my eyelash." He shook his head and mumbled, "I need a drink."

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Author Suzanne White

About Suzanne White

Suzanne White is the High Priestess of Chinese and Western Astrology. She's American and has lived in France for 50 years. She spends some months in America every year on house swaps. Suzanne says: One day I'm a rip-roaring Yankee and the next day I'm an dainty, elegant Parisienne My totally bi-lingual life is a kind of "managed schizophrenia". It's fun. I live for fun. I will probably die of it too.